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  • aswitcher
    Sep 12, 07:30 AM
    iTunes Music store now unavailable for me





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  • ri0ku
    Dec 4, 06:42 PM
    The way I see it... whats the point in having loads of cool achievements, if your kill/death ratio / scores SUCK.

    If you stats look bad... it doesnt matter what achievements you get.. anyone can get achievements....

    So if anyone plays and tries to get achievements but plays the game in a way that makes them appear stupid (like your example) let them get on with it.





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  • Mackilroy
    Mar 23, 10:28 AM
    <interesting story snip>
    Wow. If one of your neighbors stole it, they might be in for a surprise, eh?





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  • leekohler
    Apr 27, 12:40 PM
    Oh please. Explain to me why race is not a valid comparison?

    Also, feel free to read a few more of the defining characteristics of a mammalian "female"...

    "The mammalian female is characterized by having two copies of the X chromosome as opposed to the male which carries only one X and one smaller Y chromosome."

    I have no problem with transgendered/sexual/vestite/whatever, but to claim you are actually a "woman" when you were born with a penis, have two X chromosomes, and can not, nor could ever produce an ova is ridiculous.

    Just as ridiculous as my original example which you decided to brush away with no basis other than it does not fit with your views.

    You do realize that Mord is transgendered, right? Why not listen to someone who's actually been there for as change?



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  • escapehere
    Oct 29, 06:16 AM
    Are we talking about the FreeBSD license or the NetBSD license. The NetBSD license isn't free and that is what OSX is based off of and apple paid to use the license.

    OSX is based off FreeBSD and mach. Apple may have taken some code from NetBSD over the years but FreeBSD is the predominate source for the BSD layer. It's pretty common knowledge, it even used to be mentioned on Apple's website, although I don't know if it still is.

    The NetBSD licence is a BSD-style licence. That's a free licence. FreeBSD and NetBSD often use each other's code for various things. View the licences for yourself:

    http://www.freebsd.org/copyright/freebsd-license.html
    http://www.netbsd.org/Goals/redistribution.html

    If Apple did use any NetBSD code, they may possibly have made a donation to the NetBSD foundation but they certainly didn't "pay" for a licence.





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  • milani
    Mar 18, 02:40 AM
    A lot of people seem to hate on Apple products just because they're made by Apple.

    I don't know of instances of Apple fans signing up on competitors forums, yet that seems to happen with some regularity around here. I'm not saying Apple fans don't antagonize competitors, but from my experience it's usually the other way around, as you point out.



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  • Nekbeth
    Apr 28, 12:06 AM
    Here we go with same old stuff..

    And what makes you thing a simple answer doesn't mean anything to me? I get a lot of simple "direct" answers that have help me in the Apple Forum but If your so disgusted and sensitive, feel free to leave the thread, some people do want to help here.

    This is almost like a Chess game, if I say that I have read Stephen G. Kochan's book, the beginning iPhone SDK programming with objective-c, Pro core data for OS, beginning iPHone development, the developers cookbook, Masters of the void and so on, as well as watch many iTunes U and WWDC videos... you know what many here are will say ?? how about " well then you should read them all over again or any x, y thing..

    the point is.. you can't never fulfill peoples expectations and that applies to anything, not just programming. So, follow your way I say (theres no limitations there). My state of newbie or dummy if you want to call it, is temporary, just like any Pro was but you already get an idea of who's willing to help you and who just wants to play with you.





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  • Benjy91
    Apr 18, 06:43 AM
    Ahhhh.... dude... the only Apps that don't really get approved are ones that do things that can cause security risks or just plain trying to steal your information.

    Not true, Id say that is in the small minority, believing that is falling in line with the people who believe that simply plugging a PC running Windows into the Internet will result in it being flooded with viruses within seconds.

    There are plenty of apps on my iPhone from Cydia that merely add improved functionality, like 'Infinifolder' which lets me have unlimited apps in a folder. iBlacklist, which lets me block numbers without having to get my carrier to do it for me. BiteSMS, which lets me read, reply, look up their profile, or call them from the recieved SMS window, without having to leave my current App.



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  • MattSepeta
    May 4, 04:04 PM
    Why is someone bothered if the question itself does no harm. Grow up or change doctors if you don't like to be asked questions. This law is about as anti-libertarian and useless government intrusion as it gets.

    Yep. You summed it up well.





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  • Becordial
    Apr 16, 08:44 AM
    First off, it's supposedly a picture of the next-gen phone, it's not going to have the same rocker as the current or previous model. My 3G doesn't have the same switch as the first-gen iPhone.
    Second, it's supposedly photos of the CASE, not the whole phone.

    And, as someone pointed out in the MacRumors thread with these pictures, there's no space for the camera flash, which the next-gen phone supposedly will have, as there are things pointing to it in the OS 4.0 Beta. They're most likely fakes. Not the best ones, but certainly not terrible either.

    What about if the Apple logo lights up white briefly to act as the inbuilt flash?



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  • tvguru
    Sep 28, 10:55 AM
    Well I got it back today (tried it out at the Genius Bar before I left the store) and it's working brilliantly.

    Now I have to change my whole workflow again. :(

    Glad you got thing sorted thought. *crosses fingers*





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  • JAQ
    Apr 5, 03:04 PM
    This app is nothing more/less than an ad for Apple's ad network.

    My head may implode.



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  • lostontheisland
    Apr 5, 03:51 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8G4 Safari/6533.18.5)

    hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

    Whoever spends their time looking at adverts is a lost cause and has no life. Seriously I think this is the most ridiculous thing apple has come up with.

    no no i think you will find buying an iPad 2 for over �600 and having to wait over a month for it to be delivered is top of the list!





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  • theBigD23
    Apr 29, 03:05 PM
    Please make iOS more like OS X, not the other way around.

    The reason why I won't buy an ipad is because of iOS.

    You are in for a long time of not liking OSes of the future as everything is moving in the completely opposite direction.



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  • skunk
    Apr 21, 11:38 AM
    The goal of post votes is to identify the comments that others most agree with or appreciate seeing.Do we need to know this? At least disable it for PRSI.

    It is against forum rules to simply reply "+1": what on earth is the difference between that and clicking a button to say "+1"?





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  • CaoCao
    Apr 17, 03:05 PM
    It's so refreshing to see that with their 1 in 4 illiteracy rate and 1 in 5 high school dropout rate, California really has their priorities in order when it comes to education. Well done I say.
    There are tons of Hispanic immigrants in California, many are hard working, but that doesn't necessarily mean they are educated

    I have no idea what experience you are speaking from, but it isn't universal. :confused:

    I assure you that in the junior high, high school, and college classes I took, Hinckley was mentioned, JFK may or may not have been described as a Catholic, and Jodi Foster wasn't even popular yet.

    I'm talking about my experiences on history class in California.



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  • mechamac
    Sep 12, 07:28 AM
    Didn't Lion's Gate mention the movie store in some recent internal conference? I doubt we'll be seeing just the iTunes Disney & Pixar Movie Store today. Fewer studios than we might like, but I can't imagine they'd launch without, y'know, a couple movies for grownups.





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  • Stella
    Jan 10, 09:24 PM
    Sad.

    Very immature.





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  • lordonuthin
    Apr 28, 10:23 PM
    well, 2 systems would be better than one, if you can afford it.

    let's see

    dual cpu:
    - 2 x i7 980x - $2,000
    - motherboard - $600
    - 12 GB of RAM - about $300
    - powersupply - about $120

    total - about $3,020

    single cpu:
    - i7 980x - $1,000
    - motherboard - $200
    - 6 GB of RAM - about $150
    - powersupply - about $80

    total - about $1430 x 2 = $2,860

    so 2 systems might actually be cheaper. i didn't put a case, since with the big $600 motherboard, it won't fit in most cases. and i assume you already have gpus

    I already have 2 4u cases and 650 psu's for them, no gpu's right now I just ssh into them. Would a 650 psu be enough power for a single GTX480 on one of these? I have 1200 watt psu's running the 2 machines with 3 gpu's each. I could swap out one of the GT260's for the 480 and put it (the 260) on the new board; when I have the change for the GTX480 that is.

    This of course will delay the purchase of a new Mac Pro somewhat, maybe... but I couldn't wait any longer for the Mac Pro's...:o

    Our team output is up again to just under 2 mil pts for the last week.





    NiteWaves77
    Jan 13, 04:23 AM
    I'll log on just to laugh myself silly when I read the threads created by n00bs saying "Why didn't Apple release so-and-so" and "I hate apple, im leaving them foreverz!!!11111!"

    It's sad, really (And slightly disturbing)

    I would love nothing more than for almost everyone in these forums to "leave Apple" and never darken these hallways again. Unless they're cute. Then they should shut-up and sit on my lap. (That goes for the GUYS, too.)

    I have another prediction to add to my list: with great fanfare and circumstance, they commemorate Woz's contributions to Apple and the industry by dipping him in gold and bolting him to the lawn of the main Apple campus. We'll no longer have to hear about how wonderful he is, how he single handedly invented the personal computer industry, cured cancer, and makes a hell of a deviled ham sandwich.

    There's something in the air, indeed: the scent of the unbathed bloggers at the MacWorld keynote, wondering why the traditional press doesn't respect them while they're dressed as college students after a beer bong party in the basement of the Physics building. Sheezus.

    Gosh, this is better than Christmas. :D





    unlinked
    Apr 6, 09:14 AM
    She'd be taking money for worthless ad impressions.


    What makes them worthless?

    Anyway, you live by the Apple you die by the Apple. Your choice to make your choices theirs.





    Chundles
    Sep 12, 08:00 AM
    I've been getting some weird redirections at the Australian Apple Store...

    Just remembered that of course the Apple Store itself will be down at some stage tonight, so I checked it out. But instead I was redirected to the UK education store page. I tried re-entering the address several times but kept getting redirected to different parts of the UK store.

    It's back to normal now, but very odd behaviour nonetheless.

    And the Australian iTunes Store is also showing the black screen now. :)

    Sweet!

    4 Hours now - I get the feeling this could be big. No movies for us but then that's to be expected. I just wanna see what is coming that we can use.





    bloodycape
    Nov 16, 02:08 PM
    I could DEFINITELY see them doing this. It could also be for an iPhone or iTablet.

    iTablet I doubt that. That would most likely use an intel chip. iPhone, I think that would be TI chips in there(after all TI makes half the worlds cell phone chips). If you want to see the capabilities of the AMD Alchemy chip just check out the iStaion V43 and T43. This a great 4.3in portable multimedia player than can do GPS, DMBTV, and wifi.





    Ygn
    Nov 12, 11:01 AM
    I'm a Nazi zomb expert (and I do mean expert) and let me say that they made it hard this time around. It seems to be made specifically for the cult players. If you couldn't get past lvl 15 in the last levels, you aren't grtting past 4-5 here.

    I'm similar... the key to doing well this time around is to communicate with the other players. :p

    The classic zombie maps from WaW are a vast improvement this time around, the graphics are much better.



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